Steal a Brainrot Secret Rituals All Unlocking Speedrun Guides
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- 02/02/26
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We've all been in the position of staring at a spawn point and watching time tick away as we wait for a specific unit with the clock running. The more time spent on the gauntlet, the more annoying it gets. However, with 10 secret rituals to complete, time gets even more annoying.

Completing all rituals is possible, but it will require a lot of time and we cannot delete any of our secret units. That's why this guide will provide you with the complete strategy to get your hands on the new Migatito and the old Bombardier while helping you skip all of the random elements. We will focus on Escape Tsunami for farming, while we will trade for the Admins' exclusive units.
We will begin with the easiest rituals and work our way up to the most difficult, in both sourcing and complexity.
- Phase 1: The Farmable Rituals (Tsunami Mode Strategy)
- 1. The Bombardier Ritual
- 2. The Lvaka Ritual
- 3. The Car Car Ritual (The Minigame Twist)
- 4. The Dildo Do Ritual
- Phase 2: Pay-to-Win / Trading Rituals
- 5. Orcalera Orcala
- 6. Chic Terra Musical Terra
- Phase 3: Admin & Event Exclusives
- 7. Matteo Ritual
- 8. San Mini Spiderini
- 9. Gerro Digitali (The Glitch)
- 10. The New I Migatito Ritual
- Master Ritual Cheat Sheets
- Frequently Asked Questions
- Final Thoughts
↖ Phase 1: The Farmable Rituals (Tsunami Mode Strategy)
Tsunami Mode is our best option in Escape Tsunami. If you ask me, waiting 15 minutes only to get a random mythic on the carpet is a bigger waste of time than getting mythics while forcing spawns in wave mode.
↖ 1. The Bombardier Ritual
This is a basic starting ritual, but the spacing requirements should not be underestimated.
Requirements: 3 Bombardo Crocodilos + 3 Players.
Sourcing: Don't camp the carpet, head to the Tsunami mode. It doesn't matter if you die while holding the unit, it will drop where you fell, making it retrievable.
Execution: All three players must stand at the start of the carpet.
The Trick: Leave visible spacing between players. If you are too clumped, the ritual won't trigger.
↖ 2. The Lvaka Ritual
This involves the Lvaka Suro Saturnas, a secret rarity unit.
Requirements: 3 Lvaka Suro Saturnas + 3 Players.
Sourcing: These spawn in the Secret Zone of the Tsunami mode. Take Note: They will only stay there for 30 seconds, so be quick.
Execution: Stand in a triangle formation. Each player must be facing inward toward the center of the triangle.
Reward: Creates Lasas, which produce 750k/s. Not the Spinning is the best part, but it's not the highest earner.
↖ 3. The Car Car Ritual (The Minigame Twist)
This is arguably the most annoying ritual, because acquiring the units is only half the battle.
Requirements: 4 Car Cars + 4 Players.
Sourcing: Common spawns in Tsunami mode. You can see multiples in one run.
Execution:
1. Go to the end of the carpet (between the last two bases).
2. Stand in a Plus (+) Formation.
3. The Kicker: Once activated, you get teleported to a game of Musical Chairs. You must win the chair to get the reward.
Reward: Loseritos (You can get Candy traits in this one).
↖ 4. The Dildo Do Ritual
Requirements: 4 Dildo Dos + 4 Players.
Execution: Use the Collect Zone box as a guide. Form a perfect square starting from the edge of the carpet.
RNG Alert: Winning Yes My Examine is at a 99% chance and losing with No My Examine is at a 1% chance. Don't gamble your life savings on a 1% chance!
↖ Phase 2: Pay-to-Win / Trading Rituals
Some units either have very low spawn/drop rates or don't spawn at all completely. This is the point where we trade our gameplay for our trading skills.
↖ 5. Orcalera Orcala
Requirements: 4 Orcalera Orcalas.
Sourcing: 30% chance Brainrot Lucky Block. Buy in bulk if you have the Robux. If you don't, trade game passes for the Brainrot Lucky Block.
Execution: Four players in a line in front of the carpet.
Reward: Los Orcalitos.
↖ 6. Chic Terra Musical Terra
Requirements: 2 Chic Terra.
Sourcing: Trading is fastest with these. Offering a Flying Carpet usually makes the trade go through quickly.
Execution: The simplest case of positioning in the game, one player on the left of the carpet start and one on the right.
Reward: Los (Generates 7M/s). This is a very low effort unit and one of the highest on the list.
↖ Phase 3: Admin & Event Exclusives
These are the hardest to organize because they require certain server events that usually require Admin Abuse access to grab those certain server events.
↖ 7. Matteo Ritual
Sourcing: These cannot be sourced. You must trade them (e.g., Black Hole Slab is a fair trade).
Execution: Unique - players must stand on top of each other (totem pole style).
Reward: Los Mateos (Thunderstorm trait).
↖ 8. San Mini Spiderini
Requirements: 4 Spiderinis.
Execution: A perfect square is made , but split across the carpet (two on the left side, two on the right side).
Difficulty: His positioning is pixel perfect. If it doesn't trigger, inch closer to the carpet edge.
↖ 9. Gerro Digitali (The Glitch)
This is per a certain server event.
Requirements: 4 Gerro Digitali + Glitch Trait Event.
Execution:
1. Wait for the Glitch event (screen gets distorted).
2. Walk into the glitched wall/door that appears.
3. Stand at the four corners of the room inside.
Reward: 1x1x1 (Common) or Gas 666 (Rare, 6.6M/s).
↖ 10. The New I Migatito Ritual
Surprisingly, this relies on social interaction.
Requirements: 2 Migatitos + 2 Players.
Sourcing: Buy from the new event shop or trade.
Execution: Each player starts at the beginning of the carpet. You need to use the Hug Emote with each other.
Reward: Los Migatitos (6.5M/s).
↖ Master Ritual Cheat Sheets
Here is the complete list in a table format:
| Ritual Name | Unit Count | Formation | Key Requirement | Top Reward |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bombardier | 3 | Line (Spaced) | Start of Carpet | Bombardo |
| Lvaka | 3 | Triangle | Face Inward | Lasas (750k/s) |
| Orcalera | 4 | Line | Lucky Block Only | Los Orcalitos |
| Matteo | 3 | Stacked | Admin Unit | Los Mateos |
| Spiderini | 4 | Split Square | Precision required | Spiderini |
| Chic Terra | 2 | Split Line | 1 Left / 1 Right | Los (7M/s) |
| Dildo Do | 4 | Square | Near Collect Zone | Yes/No Examine |
| Gerro Digitali | 4 | Corners | Inside Glitch Wall | Gas 666 |
| Car Car | 4 | Plus (+) | Win Musical Chairs | Loseritos |
| Migatito | 2 | Hugging | Use Hug Emote | Los Migatitos |
↖ Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do I lose the units used in the ritual?
A: Yes. The units you are holding are sacrificed to spawn the ritual reward. Always make sure you have duplicates if you want to keep the original unit.
Q: Can I do the Gerro Digitali ritual without the event?
A: No. You physically cannot enter the wall required for the positioning unless the Glitch Trait event is active on the server.
Q: Which ritual gives the best money per second?
A: Currently, the Chic Terra (Los) at 7M/s and the Migatito at 6.5M/s are your best earners for the effort required. The rare Gas 666 from Gerro is also elite but relies on RNG.
Q: Why isn't the Spiderini ritual working?
A: It is almost always a spacing issue. Ensure you are forming a square where the distance between players is equal, crossing over the carpet.
↖ Final Thoughts
Completing all 10 rituals in under three hours is a test of map knowledge, trading speed, and positioning precision. If you are struggling with spawns, remember that the Escape Tsunami mode is vastly superior to waiting in the lobby.The recent Migatito rituals require players to use emotes, changing the meta yet again. Watch out for updates that might require more advanced player interactions! For now, grab your friends (or some alt accounts), and start stacking those secret brainrots!
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